Funny Ways to Answer a Phone Call [Surprise Them]

When working in a professional or formal environment, it is obligatory to answer a phone call professionally. But when you get a call from your friends and family or a scammer, you can always have fun and tease them. We have collected over fifty ways to answer a phone call in a fun way.

1. “Hello, 911, what’s your emergency?”
2. “It’s Hitler speaking, say “hail Hitler” now!!”
3. If a lady calls you, answer it, say “Oh”, then whisper “It’s a lady.”
4. “Hello, talking from Burj Khalifa administration office, we have reserved the entire 99th floor in your name. Would you like to pay in cash or with a card?”
5. “I accidentally killed your pet.”
6. “The line you are trying to reach is under investigation by CIA, please state your name and identity number, also how do you know the line owner?.”
7. “Hi, talking from the hell, when do you plan to visit us?”
8. “Hello, grandpa says you look hot.”
9. “Hey, please turn your camera off, I can see you.”
10. “Hi, It’s Ellen DeGeneres, I want to ask a question, we are playing for twenty thousand dollars, so the question is, what are you doing right now?.”
11. Start talking really loud and make them speak louder by saying, “I can’t hear you, please speak a little loud.”
12. Try faking a Japanese or Indian accent and say “Hello, Indian/Japanese McDonald’s, what would you like to order?”
13. Meow or bark and say “Cat/Dog helpline, California, is your hooman cheating on you? Press one to press charges against her/him.”
14. “Hello, I am talking from Saturn, are you an alien? Please state your home planet’s name.”
15. “I am doing bungee jump in three… two… one”, then make a whoosh sound followed by a loud thud, “No, yes, I am alright.”
16. If it is a scammer, say, “hello, the police station, we are tracking your location, do you want us to come? Is there an emergency”? 
17. Say excitedly, “Heyyyyyy, what’s your favourite colour?”
18. “This number is not available anymore, try again later.”
19. Say, “Goodbye (instead of hello), nice to talk to you.”
20. “Hello, I am a potato, say I love you.”
21. Instead of saying hello, say “knock knock” and proceed with your best knock knock joke.
22. If someone calls at night, say “Nobody I know would call at this hour.”
23. “You are on air, the whole country is listening to you.”
24. Answer the phone and yell at whoever is around you or anyone who is on TV, “Shut the eff up, Taylor.”
25. “Hello, this is Peggy.”
26. “Do I look beautiful?”
27. BURP…
28. “Hey, I did what you asked”, __ pause, “so where do I hide the body now?”
29. Use the British accent to annoy your American friend and vice versa. 
30. “Hey, where did you park my ice cream truck?”
31. “I am willing to pay the money, please let him go.”
32. “Aloha, my broha.” (means hello bro).
33. “The best psychiatrist in town speaking, but I forgot my name, please tell me who I am.”
34. “We have selected your dog to serve for the army, please bring him tomorrow for his medical check-up.”
35. “Hey, you were supposed to be my bridesmaid, where the hell are you? The wedding ceremony is starting in ten minutes.”
36. “Where is the balloon you were supposed to bring for the gender-reveal party?”
37. Without even saying hello, say, “Can I borrow some money?”
38. “Thanks for calling the central office of the White House, the president will be here in a minute.”
39. “Hi, I would like the pineapple pizza with no crust, cheese or pepperoni.”
40. Try to talk if you are furious and say, “Man, you spent the whole budget on food, how the hell am I supposed to run this business now?”
41. “Hey, I missed the game last night, who won?”
42. “Woah, you sound weird, did you eat an ice sickle again?”
43. Call someone you haven’t talked to in a few days and say, “Hey, I am really busy today, why do you keep calling me?”
44. Pick up the call from your best friend and say, “Do I know you?”
45. If someone calls at night, say, “Good morning, rise and shine…!”
46. “Listen, you are adopted.”
47. Call someone and say, “you left your phone at my place.”
48. “Do you sell croissants?”
49. Pick up and say “YOLO” in a really loud voice.
50. Answer your mother’s call by saying, “I shouldn’t have broken up with you, Jeff.”

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We really advise you to use all these expressions carefully, do not get in trouble by using them in a professional environment. Also, some of these may really hurt someone’s feelings, so be careful while having fun.

Enjoy!!